Gurus Focus: Another Useless Service for Sheep Based on BS Claims

Today, I'd like to show you another example illustrating the fact that the financial media is always useless and often dangerous for your investments.

Today I've managed to accomplish this task by posting two annotated images below.  

Before you read my brief analysis contained in the two images, I'd like you to first read the raw post (the first image below) as an exercise.

Although I've already prompted you to the fact that the post is complete garbage, I'd like you to pretend you've come across the article (advertisement) just like any other financial news piece.  

And then I want you to ask yourself whether or not you would have come up with the commentary I wrote (be honest).